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(I am tired and should go to bed. Blame this bit of silliness on exhaustion.)

Once upon a time, there was a monster that lived in the desert. It liked to eat foxes. It would devour ten at a time, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Naturally, its predations took a toll on the vulpine population, and soon its favourite meal became harder and harder to find. One day, there were no foxes anywhere to be found.

Other monsters felt sorry for their hungry friend, and tried to convince it to eat something.

"The addax are particularly fine this year," one monster said.

"No! They are disgusting! Their horns get stuck in my throat!"

"I know where we can find a nice juicy ostrich!" another one stated.

"Too many feathers!"

"Have you ever tried lizard?"

"No, no, no, no! I'd rather go hungry than eat any of that stuff! I am a fox-eating monster and I want more foxes!"

Eventually, all of the other monsters gave up and went away. As for their fox-less friend- it withered away and eventually died of starvation.


The moral of the story? Come on, I'm sure you can guess it...

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Don't be a fennec-y eater.

The end.

*runs away*
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